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- Sounds like third time might be the charm.
- This is why you don’t leave follow ups to unanswer...
- This might be more embarrassing now.
- FB at work/about work + protecting the update from...
- Super Bowl Update Fails!
- True that. True that. True that.
- There are no fruits for your virtual labor.
- You would be really Axel F’d then.
- Babies are expensive but humiliation is free!
- He’s in for a rough night.
- I’ll give you three guesses at where she’s talking...
- Whoa, why did guys watch The Notebook?
- Her status for the next month should say, “Grounde...
- Please don’t tell me you toasted those poor dogs too.
- It’s a 2 step program.
- It’s magic.
- Break up mystery solved.
- Words are tricky little things.
- This is why peasants were usually discouraged from...
- You should draw that up and make it into a superhero.
- The score is: Love, no advantage.
- You call PETA, I’ll grab the camera and hopefully ...
- Being that dude that calls from different numbers ...
- Flavors usually vary by vendor.
- Drama Queens hate competition.
- It’s a long way down to her level.
- “Yo Taylor I know you’re getting shot right now, b...
- What else could it seem like?
- You can’t hide from love.
- Next time just Google it.
- The real crime is her spelling.
- That’s online murder.
- That’s one diseased cheeto.
- No wonder you’re single.
- It’s a unanimous-triple-dog-dare, you can’t back d...
- No need to worry bro, it’s not like she’s wearing ...
- Homeless couture is juicy though.
- I hope it was done by a talented young urine artist.
- I hope it was done by a talented young urine artist.
- At this point I’d say don’t even bother going.
- At this point I’d say don’t even bother going.
- Snow can be so easy sometimes.
- Snow can be so easy sometimes.
- Duuuuude, he’s so right.
- Duuuuude, he’s so right.
- The internet doesn’t lie.
- The internet doesn’t lie.
- I wonder if he’s interested in getting a Band Unis...
- I wonder if he’s interested in getting a Band Unis...
- If she only asked that same question in a Casual E...
- If she only asked that same question in a Casual E...
- That’s going to look great on a flow chart.
- That’s going to look great on a flow chart.
- This is why you need to keep your relationship sta...
- This is why you need to keep your relationship sta...
- Whore is a loose term.
- Whore is a loose term.
- A moment of silence please.
- A moment of silence please.
- Your kids are going to need a lot of therapy if th...
- Your kids are going to need a lot of therapy if th...
- Jim, plead the 5th quick.
- Jim, plead the 5th quick.
- Just wait until she tells you which one of your bu...
- Just wait until she tells you which one of your bu...
- This is going to be an episode of Gossip Girl soon.
- This is going to be an episode of Gossip Girl soon.
- No hose = No fun
- No hose = No fun
- That might make it to the news feed in real life.
- That might make it to the news feed in real life.
- So that’s why he took those ‘Your Mom!’ jokes so s...
- So that’s why he took those ‘Your Mom!’ jokes so s...
- He’s laughing because he’s returning that ring he ...
- Don’t worry, we’ve all thought of that EXACT same ...
- He’s laughing because he’s returning that ring he ...
- Don’t worry, we’ve all thought of that EXACT same ...
- His boss is never going to buy that as an excuse.
- His boss is never going to buy that as an excuse.
- You do have to leave the closet to get to the movi...
- You do have to leave the closet to get to the movi...
- It’s like a backwards p but right side up.
- It’s like a backwards p but right side up.
- Probably also a fan of 'I Don't Understanding Priv...
- Probably also a fan of 'I Don't Understanding Priv...
- I didn't know there was a bathroom graffiti applic...
- Homework Time: Does That Work?
- I didn't know there was a bathroom graffiti applic...
- Homework Time: Does That Work?
- No, she's just playing hard to get. Right?
- No, she's just playing hard to get. Right?
- No wonder Conan's upset.
- Don't laugh, she's won the Irish lottery TWICE!
- No wonder Conan's upset.
- Don't laugh, she's won the Irish lottery TWICE!
- Finally!
- Finally!
- Ouch!
- Ouch!
- Francis Scott Key is disappointed.
- Francis Scott Key is disappointed.
- Not Really "Stuck" If You're Doing 15 Over The Limit
- Not Really "Stuck" If You're Doing 15 Over The Limit
- Calling the police might be more effective.
- Surprise, you're an idiot.
- Calling the police might be more effective.
- Surprise, you're an idiot.
- This guy should work as a Jersey Shore translator ...
- This guy should work as a Jersey Shore translator ...
- Amen To That Sean….Amen
- Amen To That Sean….Amen
- Jigglypuff, Chansy And Clefairy Are Suitable Subst...
- Jigglypuff, Chansy And Clefairy Are Suitable Subst...
- 2D is soo 2009
- 2D is soo 2009
- He's out buying her apology jewelry now.
- He's out buying her apology jewelry now.
- I bet he posts a status about having the munchies ...
- I bet he posts a status about having the munchies ...
- We know what they'll be talking about at the next ...
- We know what they'll be talking about at the next ...
- The American Dream
- The American Dream
- Pleasure before pain makes it all worth it in the ...
- Pleasure before pain makes it all worth it in the ...
- Shhh, Nelly Or Taco Bell Fans Will Lynch You
- Shhh, Nelly Or Taco Bell Fans Will Lynch You
- Ignorance Is Bliss
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